Weird English

“#DISCHORD. Idon’tthinkitmeanswhat youthinkitmeans.”-a guy’s cap

“Somnium means dream or wish in Latin, is charming bag brand to present live to the precious.” -a guy’s backpack on the subway

“Lonely” -printed on matching sweatshirts, worn by three high school girls walking arm in arm

“Touch the start. Meeting with stars will begin.” –Star Avenue

“When you need someone I promise I’ll be there for you” -a pharmacy in my apartment building

“Nothing fails like success” -a notebook in Daiso

“I aimed at the public’s heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it” -same notebook, bearing the illuminating heading, “DOLLS OF THE MEETING”

“Love has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new!” -stationery

“DOPE” -a guy’s T-shirt

“I already like Michigan” -3rd grader’s sweatshirt


“I AM A SUPER MAN” -T-shirt worn by a guy also sporting a mask, ostensibly for fear of MERS


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